Anything is possible when your phone is Lumia (and not an iPhone)

Hello, presenter,
look at your iPhone,
now back to my Lumia,
now back at your iPhone,
now back to my Lumia.
Sadly, your iPhone isn’t a Lumia, but if I throw your iPhone, I could give you a Lumia.
Look down, back up, where is your iPhone?
You’re on a set with the man that will change your iPhone.
What’s in your hand, give it to me.
I have it, it’s an iPhone that is soon going to be shattered.
Look again, the iPhone is now shattered.
Anything is possible when your phone is Lumia and not an iPhone.
I’m on a sofa.